Feb 23, 2016 21:29
My doom is sealed. In a fun way.
We just signed up for our yearly bike rides, that we missed last summer. Flying Wheels, a nasty hilly metric century in early June, and the Seattle to Portland, 204 miles! It's just dh, Perry, and me this year, Anne-Chloe having said "oh hell no" about doing it again.
We need to buy Perry a bike (sigh.... decent road bikes are expensive, even if we buy used) and get training.
The three things I am not looking forward to:
-- Getting up early for STP Day 1. I hate hate hate the nauseated feeling of getting up too early.
-- The hill into Napavine at the end of the day, 110 miles in, on STP Day 1.
-- All the condescending Good Jobs! tossed at the fatty biking. Those hurt my soul in a way I'll never fully be able to articulate. Someone I know, when I was complaining about it, said it was the compliment giver's way to welcoming me to the biking community.... To which someone else pointed out, which really helped me in articulating my feelings on this, that this was seriously othering, because it assumed I needed welcoming into anything, it removed the default if you're doing this ride, you're a cyclist into something that can be bestowed by someone wanting to feel good about tossing a compliment the fatty's way. They are. I must be given. So blah.
Also, OMG, I'm going to be biking with a taller than me teenaged boy. Why do I sense he's going to just head to Portland and call us from the Finish Line? (He's not 18, so he can't do the one day solo, poor kid, or he'd be sure to try.)
fat,
real life,
perry,
me-me-me,
bikes