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I saw this on SA and it was to good to not post for you all:
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT
AND YOU WILL LISTEN
HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT ROCKING SO FUCKING HARD THAT SATAN HIMSELF QUIVERS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF YOUR HEAVY METAL MAJESTY.
HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT GETTING SO PUMPED THAT YOU WOULD HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT PUNCHING A BABY IN THE FUCKING FACE BECAUSE SOMEDAY, IT MIGHT GROW TO BE A MAN WHO WOULD POSSIBLY CONSIDER ENTERTAINING THE NOTION OF LOOKING AT YOU FUNNY
HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT HAVING TESTICLES THE SIZE OF VOLLEYBALLS AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE WEAK AND SHITTING MOLTEN LAVA UPON YOUR DEFEATED FOES
DO NOT QUESTION HOLY DIVER
YOUR MORTAL MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE GLORY THAT IS RONNIE JAMES DIO. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. HE IS YOUR GOD.
DIE.
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT
AND YOU WILL LISTEN
HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT ROCKING SO FUCKING HARD THAT SATAN HIMSELF QUIVERS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF YOUR HEAVY METAL MAJESTY.
HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT GETTING SO PUMPED THAT YOU WOULD HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT PUNCHING A BABY IN THE FUCKING FACE BECAUSE SOMEDAY, IT MIGHT GROW TO BE A MAN WHO WOULD POSSIBLY CONSIDER ENTERTAINING THE NOTION OF LOOKING AT YOU FUNNY
HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT HAVING TESTICLES THE SIZE OF VOLLEYBALLS AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE WEAK AND SHITTING MOLTEN LAVA UPON YOUR DEFEATED FOES
DO NOT QUESTION HOLY DIVER
YOUR MORTAL MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE GLORY THAT IS RONNIE JAMES DIO. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. HE IS YOUR GOD.
DIE.