(shhh - the filter doesn't know I'm here!)
I just came from the MN Department of Labor where I reviewed some records. As I waited to pay for my copies, I looked up. Hanging from the ceiling was the same plastic bat that had been hanging there for years. This bat is always decorated by season. Today, it was wearing a green bowler hat and had strategically placed shamrock pasties. I didn't know whether to giggle or gouge out my eyes.