Feb 14, 2009 01:11
My room mate is a perfect example of what would happen if a malicious genie granted your wish.
"Dear Djinn. I want to live with an 5'10" oversexed 22 year old who walks around wearing next to nothing and talks about how much she wants to get laid."
Poof! She weighs 275 lbs and is one of the most annoying people I have ever met. Rock. Ever seen a 275 lb woman in a tank top and short shorts?
My penis moved out. Left me a note on the table telling me to call when it was safe to come home.