VJJ
One more disturbing incident from today.... As I pulled into the parking lot at work today, I saw the oldest teacher in our school - this Santa Claus-looking older gentleman who never gets my name right - pulling in to a spot near mine. For whatever reason, I looked at his license plate and noticed that the first three letters were VJJ. Having heard Oprah recently refer to womanly parts as "vajayjay" (and having heard this term many times over the past few months), I nearly died of humor overload.
Another woman at work, a butch lesbian and good friend of mine, has a license plate that begins with the letters HET. My co-workers seem to have a knack for false advertising.