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Feb 21, 2019 00:08



Official Name State of Oregon
Human Name: Logan Stayton
Nickname: "The Beaver State", "The Hazelnut State", "The Wisconsin of the Pacific Northwest"

Statehood: February 14th, 1859
Age: 24 (H.Y.O) 151 (state wise)
Hair: Light brown on top which fades to a dark brown
Eyes: Forest green
Height: 5'11

Nationalities: German, English, Irish, Mexican, and various other ethnicities. In other words, he's a mutt.

Personalty:

Stereotypes dictate that Oregonians are tree hugging, wagon riding, lumberjacking, pot smoking hippies. Only three of these things are correct. Logan loves his plants and animals, but he loves his chainsaw just as much. He don't take crap from no one, but at the same time he has things that can melt his heart. Likes beer and cheese and proudly boasts about his vital regions. It's hard to tell whether he's drunk or sober sometimes so it's best to just roll along with what he says or does. He's very level headed and calm compared to his friends, so he's sort of a mediator amongst the states. Talks to plants when he thinks no one is looking.

Stuff:

-Hates fire thanks to his state having the most forest fires in the nation.
-Hates California because everyone knows bout their fires and not his.
-Hates how California sends its failures up north.
-Hates California overall.
-He's one of the more poorer states on the coast, but as long as he's better than California, he doesn't care.
-He's currently debating his sexuality but he leans more towards the male variety.

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