The girl in the library
I had a sick, sick dream this morning. I was in a university library trying to pick up women. I was particularly sweet on this one pretty blonde, a soccer player. In fact, we'd had a one-night stand once, and sadly i did not perform well. She obviously restrained laughter when she turned me down.
Then for some reason, people started stalking me and threatening me, including cousins and old friends. One of my favorite cousins even pulled a gun on me. I managed to get away, and I dialed 911, but it was too hard to describe my location.
I hid out for a while, but I stupidly tried to catch up with the girl again. Eventually she appeared and brushed me off again, not too surprising. Soon after, the posse caught up, and things were looking bad.
My memory of the next bit is blurry. Something happened that didn't seem possible, and the girl saved my life using knowledge she shouldn't have had. And then she explained that she was my lover from the future. The whole thing was a big prank set up with her and my pals - no hard feelings, everything was going to be great, look forward to a long relationship with her.
Then for some reason, people started stalking me and threatening me, including cousins and old friends. One of my favorite cousins even pulled a gun on me. I managed to get away, and I dialed 911, but it was too hard to describe my location.
I hid out for a while, but I stupidly tried to catch up with the girl again. Eventually she appeared and brushed me off again, not too surprising. Soon after, the posse caught up, and things were looking bad.
My memory of the next bit is blurry. Something happened that didn't seem possible, and the girl saved my life using knowledge she shouldn't have had. And then she explained that she was my lover from the future. The whole thing was a big prank set up with her and my pals - no hard feelings, everything was going to be great, look forward to a long relationship with her.