I understand now why remodeling destroys marriages. It's like moving, but instead of cramming all your stuff into a truck, you pile it into one corner of your house and then live in the mess for a couple weeks.
On the bright side, the worst part is almost over. The floor installers arrive tomorrow and should finish by Wednesday. Then I can move the furniture back where it belongs and sleep in a proper bed again. I still need to do the top borders: white crown molding in my daughter's room (pictured) and a stencil in my room. I was originally thinking ivy, but my ex suggested vector swirls, which suits my abstract fancy. I'll have to see what I can find at Michael's or online.