Title: Aiba and Telepathy
Author:
octavialaoBeta: to my lovely
akhikaru. *tickles and gropes you*
Rating: PG
Genre: Crack/Comedy
Pairing: Sakuraiba, Ohba ganging up on Nino.
Summary: Wants to learn telepathy. And the most likey test subject would be Nino.
A/N: Happy birthday to my brat! My snarky, little son Nino! Sorry if this time the Tennen pair got you! <3
The Learning Aiba Series Masterpost Nino could feel eyes on him, eyes that were piercing right through him for god knows how long. It wouldn’t have bothered him, yet the owner of those eyes was breathing down his neck.
“I swear, I will plunge this controller right up in your nose Aibashi! Stop being a creep! Your drama just ended!” Nino threatened as he turned his face to Aiba. Their lips almost crashed because of the distance (or lack of it). And Nino couldn’t help but hit Aiba on the head when Aiba pouted.
“Ouch Niiiino-chan!” Aiba cried and stepped away from Nino. But the older man, upon composing his self stared at Nino again, eyes intense.
“What the heck are you doing anyway?” Nino raised his eyebrow in question.
Aiba on the other hand whined and scratched his head in frustration.
“Why won’t it work! It didn’t work on Oh-chan either. And I thought his brain is the easiest to manipulate!” Aiba stomped his feet and threw himself on the unoccupied couch. And as if on cue, Ohno woke up.
“What? I don’t have a job anymore?” Ohno asked innocently and earned a smack from Nino.
“Nobody’s losing their job. But Aiba-chan seems to be losing his mind!” Nino replied and pointed at Aiba who now is digging something on his satchel.
“How did Sho-chan do it?? How?! I need to study moooore!”
“Aiba-chan, what are you reading?” Ohno was curious. Aiba showed the book was holding.
“TELEPATHY FOR IDIOTS”
“Wow, so you think you’re an idiot Aibashi?” Nino snided which earned a smack from the older.
“No! it’s just that.. I want to learn what Sho-chan did last night! He used telepathy, Nino-chan! I’m sure of it! He just looked at me and I heard his voice in my head saying.. ‘CUM MASAKI! CUM!’ And I came without him touching me! Isn’t that amazing?!”
“Woah! That is amazing Aiba-chan! Teach me! Teach me!” Ohno squealed.
And together the two huddled and read the book with diligence.
“Oh god… two airheads!” Nino complained and covered his face with his hands.
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A moment later Jun arrived in the green room. He felt two pairs of eyes following him as he stepped inside. Jun looked at Nino who was drinking coffee clearly pissed. The eyes were irking him. He turned to the tenen pair and his brows knitted and watched them with curiosity.
“Nino-chan did you already cummed?!” Aiba inquired.
“Shut up Aiba-shi! I didn’t!” Nino sneered.
“How about now?” Ohno followed up.
“Now?” Aiba asked this time.
“I swear if both of you won’t stop I will poke your eyes with my dick!”
“Will you cum by then?”
And Nino threw a pillow on the tennen’s direction.