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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I put gum in xcookiesfortune's hair (-12 points). In February I caught a purse-snatcher who stole shinctersayswha's purse (30 points). Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Thursday I put money in maydaybabe79's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I bought porn for bloodybones (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (34 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
nuttone