Worst Shower EVER!!

[nuttmeg]

i just had one of the most terrible showers ever. i got in the shower.. wash, and decide that i should shave my legs but i forgot to bring shaving creme so i use hair conditioner. i am shaving and i slip and make this huge ass cut along the back of my leg and there's conditioner running into the cut and (there's more) i managed to rinse my leg off and finnish shaving. then i put the dull end of the razor in my mouth (there's no where to sit things) and put my knee of the cut leg up against the wall to keep the water from running into my cut. then i have to reach for the conditioner to shave the other leg and i slip and grab onto the top of the shower stall so i don't fall. in the process i drop the bottle on the floor flinging conditioner all over the place, hit the razor that is still in my mouth, cut my hand, and manage to pinch my lip between the razor and my teeth. so now i'm bleeding in 3 odd places and on top of all that i hit my back on the handle to turn the water on and i still hadn't washed my hair.

So that's my bad shower story.

***** The following is a responce from my dear friend Nicole Marie Armstrong aka: NMA*****

eclipse3258: i'm sorry you had a bad shower...i do believe the shower gods were against you...to prevent this from happening again chant the following: SHOWER GODS OH SHOWER GODS, YOU CUT ME UP REAL GOOD, SHOWER GODS OH SHOWER GODS, I'D CUT YOU IF I COULD then jump around the outside of the shower w/ flailing arms....that'll scare the hell outta them ;-)if i can be of any service in other emergencies you have, please...let me know