Sep 12, 2005 22:07
rabbi haircut: i hate my neighbors
rabbi haircut: the saying love your neighbor is so funny
rabbi haircut: bc i love to abuse it
rabbi haircut: and say i hate my neighbors even if i didnt just to make the saying feel gay
Ni66aBehindBush: my neighbor down the road thinks hes so cool cause he drives
Ni66aBehindBush: hes 16 and he hates me
rabbi haircut: i hate him too i hope his glass dildo breaks in his anus
Ni66aBehindBush: so i skated right in front of his car when he was driving up the street
Ni66aBehindBush: and i gave him a mean look
rabbi haircut: lol
Ni66aBehindBush: i got this beef jerky lol and its so good
rabbi haircut: i didnt eat for 26 hours so i had spagehti
rabbi haircut: thats when i choked and it was so funny i wish i had it on tape
rabbi haircut: would have been cool if i died and it was on tape like no one to save me lol out of all the ways i could have died, it was on a piece of food on accident
rabbi haircut: if i could choose a way to die by the end of the week, id try all the drugs i could and then just overdose
Ni66aBehindBush: lol
Ni66aBehindBush: i would smoke pcp and kill mass people
rabbi haircut: i would do shrooms then acid then heroin and pcp and crack
rabbi haircut: and many more
rabbi haircut: then all together at once
Ni66aBehindBush: i would definently do crack lol
rabbi haircut: idc if it isnt possible i would do so much then die happy
rabbi haircut: me too
rabbi haircut: im trying it before i die
rabbi haircut: i dont care what anyone says
Ni66aBehindBush: lol
rabbi haircut: LOL
rabbi haircut: i just thought about what i said
Ni66aBehindBush: i smoked pcp b4
rabbi haircut: i did coke and then i raped a dead boy
Ni66aBehindBush: me too
rabbi haircut: i wish we could both somehow be on crack in the land of dreams right now where time never stayed or ended and we could do whatever we want and not have to come back
rabbi haircut: but only if we didnt come back and we didnt get addicted
rabbi haircut: maybe if we died and somehow we lived in crackland where people who love drugs live and do fun things like cut off their hand and smile about it
Ni66aBehindBush: i just sent a message to somebody saying i want to be in a crazy acid trip for the rest of my life
Ni66aBehindBush: it was supposed to go to u
rabbi haircut: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Ni66aBehindBush: there like um i though u didnt do drugs lol
rabbi haircut: AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Ni66aBehindBush: i was like shh
Ni66aBehindBush: mike jr is gunna smoke crack one day
Ni66aBehindBush: damn that bear...hes my only friend
Ni66aBehindBush: lol
rabbi haircut: hold on half a minute k
Ni66aBehindBush: im getting off soon
rabbi haircut: mike
Ni66aBehindBush: what megan flannery
rabbi haircut: ily lol
Ni66aBehindBush: i gotta go color in my coloring book soon
rabbi haircut: omg you got one
rabbi haircut: what kind it
Ni66aBehindBush: yeah
Ni66aBehindBush: idk
Ni66aBehindBush: its my sisters
rabbi haircut: will you color me a picture
rabbi haircut: and give it to me
Ni66aBehindBush: maybe
Ni66aBehindBush: id have to find u
rabbi haircut: ill find u like during homeroom or something
Ni66aBehindBush: yeah
Ni66aBehindBush: i got asa
Ni66aBehindBush: all this week
rabbi haircut: awww
Ni66aBehindBush: awww.mikeinasa.com
rabbi haircut: if you want to write me a letter ill write you back really long
rabbi haircut: HAHAHAHAHA
Ni66aBehindBush: word nigga
rabbi haircut: 8-)
Ni66aBehindBush: ur cool
Ni66aBehindBush: i felt like a army man today
rabbi haircut: i had to do that because im kool
Ni66aBehindBush: i was all crouched down in like 8ft brush watching the people in the back of the carreer center
Ni66aBehindBush: well im leaving
rabbi haircut: i said cool with a k and you didnt care
Ni66aBehindBush: i know
Ni66aBehindBush: i was busy with mike jr
rabbi haircut: aw lol
Ni66aBehindBush: i was burping the baby
rabbi haircut: mike call me later
Ni66aBehindBush: no no no nono
Ni66aBehindBush: i gotta go put mike jr to sleep
rabbi haircut: ahhhhhhahahahaha
Ni66aBehindBush: u should be down at the church tomorrow
rabbi haircut: mike jr sucks dick
rabbi haircut: i am
Ni66aBehindBush: aww u hurt his feelings
Ni66aBehindBush: but he probably does cuse hes pink
rabbi haircut: im going to the church tomorrow at 7
Ni66aBehindBush: are u gunna be in front or at those benches under the shelter
rabbi haircut: shelter thing like where we went that one time
Ni66aBehindBush: i know where it is lol
Ni66aBehindBush: well i g2g mike jr is crying
rabbi haircut: NO
rabbi haircut: MIKE LOL
Ni66aBehindBush: what
rabbi haircut: ok mike i will see you tomorrow
rabbi haircut: spank the baby
Ni66aBehindBush: hes gotta get rest for school tomorrow
Ni66aBehindBush: baby says no
Ni66aBehindBush: he said suck my dick
Ni66aBehindBush: aww he hates u
rabbi haircut: ur baby has a period
Ni66aBehindBush: i know
rabbi haircut: i want it to hate me
rabbi haircut: if it was smart, it should love me instead
rabbi haircut: just so i get mad
Ni66aBehindBush: aww.com
rabbi haircut: my dick is a magic fire
Ni66aBehindBush: i smell like the inside of ur ass
rabbi haircut: LOL
Ni66aBehindBush: i smell like strawberry
rabbi haircut: my mom came in
rabbi haircut: and i was smiling
rabbi haircut: bc of what you said
rabbi haircut: and she thought i was happy
rabbi haircut: then i frowned at her
Ni66aBehindBush: lol
Ni66aBehindBush: hahahaha
rabbi haircut: hahaha then she so knew im still mad at her
rabbi haircut: ahhhahaahhaa
rabbi haircut: i have a gushing happy candy baby smile
rabbi haircut: you cant leave
rabbi haircut: i have so much to tell you
rabbi haircut: kind of lol
rabbi haircut: but noooo
rabbi haircut: call me lol
Ni66aBehindBush: tell me about ur period so u can get it out of u
rabbi haircut: my vagina will eat your head
Ni66aBehindBush: yum
Ni66aBehindBush: i love strawberries
Ni66aBehindBush: i ate some earlier
rabbi haircut: i just have a normal period normally periods dont make me grouchy i just want chocolate and thats like it
rabbi haircut: unless i have cramps
rabbi haircut: then i have an exucse to be mean to my family
rabbi haircut: but i woudlnt do it to my friends
rabbi haircut: period is not an excuse to friends but it is to mothers and brothers
Ni66aBehindBush: mothergoose
Ni66aBehindBush: hey girl
rabbi haircut: dont talk shit ho
rabbi haircut: i know you fucked him
rabbi haircut: ew fucked
Ni66aBehindBush: i fucked a guy
rabbi haircut: someone said that someone fucked someone earlier and i said psh you fuck apples and everyone looked at me and i was mad that i said it bc i should have known that no one would understand
rabbi haircut: then i laughed
rabbi haircut: it was so awkward and i loved it
Ni66aBehindBush: lol
Ni66aBehindBush: i fucked a butt
rabbi haircut: i fucked a butt
rabbi haircut: ahhhhahahaha
rabbi haircut: i wish i was 8 again just so i could draw a W and laugh about how it looks like a butt
Ni66aBehindBush: i still do that
rabbi haircut: yeah i think i did that like a month ago
rabbi haircut: we talked about it one time
Ni66aBehindBush: i know lol
rabbi haircut: for a long time
Ni66aBehindBush: like 3 days
rabbi haircut: 3 sea monkies ate me out
rabbi haircut: now i have crabs
rabbi haircut: they evolved into a disease and now i have cancer and 1/2 of an std
Ni66aBehindBush: u std
Ni66aBehindBush: i was on acid and nigga gave my butt a rough time
rabbi haircut: i love acid
Ni66aBehindBush: im about to get some
Ni66aBehindBush: i dont know how though
rabbi haircut: hell yeah im going to throw up and save it in a jar just so i can save my stomach acid too
Ni66aBehindBush: hell yeah
Ni66aBehindBush: then give it to me and ill put it in my eyes and trip for years
rabbi haircut: i hope its yellower than pee with hardly and h20 in it
rabbi haircut: HAHAHAHAH
Ni66aBehindBush: lol
rabbi haircut: putting throw up in your eye
rabbi haircut: ahhha hahahahaha
Ni66aBehindBush: minty
Ni66aBehindBush: even though its like exactly opposite
rabbi haircut: lets do acid so we dont have hardly any teeth ive always wanted dentures
Ni66aBehindBush: acid dont do that
rabbi haircut: then i can take them out and show people and squeeze someones butt with it and say that i bit their butt
rabbi haircut: my acid does
rabbi haircut: lol crack
Ni66aBehindBush: ym dica si doog
Ni66aBehindBush: dica lol
Ni66aBehindBush: thats the only reason why i typed it backwards
rabbi haircut: that looked like "my dicka on fire" for half a second
rabbi haircut: I KNOW LOL
rabbi haircut: I LOVED THAT PART
rabbi haircut: DICA
rabbi haircut: AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
rabbi haircut: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDICAHAHAHAHAHAHA
rabbi haircut: hate or love this monkey?--> :-D
Ni66aBehindBush: ym dica ni ruoy htuom
rabbi haircut: i have no feelings towards that monkey whatsoever
Ni66aBehindBush: hate it more than black people
rabbi haircut: i love how you said that. i love talking to you and saying things i completley dont mean but we understand it
rabbi haircut: if someone heard that theyd be like ur racist?
rabbi haircut: i would want to bash their head on a water fountain and watch the watery flood flow out
Ni66aBehindBush: i know lol
Ni66aBehindBush: id stab there tonsils with my dick
rabbi haircut: HAHAHAHAH
rabbi haircut: yeah youre dick is like a knife and a thumbtack
rabbi haircut: my vagina is just a strawberry
rabbi haircut: your dick is too many things
rabbi haircut: you hate your butt
rabbi haircut: x marks the spot
Ni66aBehindBush: today i wrote nigga behind bush on a pencil
Ni66aBehindBush: and jimmy stabbed it in the ground behind a bush
rabbi haircut: really
rabbi haircut: justin always goes "do u play tick tack toe with your hand?" and i said "stop touching yourself"
rabbi haircut: he just looked at me
rabbi haircut: you should have met this aryan kid, i hated him so much
rabbi haircut: he said i looked like a gothic katie kiser and i wanted him to die instantly
Ni66aBehindBush: i play tic tack toe with my penis in your mouth
rabbi haircut: no not my mouth
rabbi haircut: you know this
Ni66aBehindBush: exactly
rabbi haircut: he will groan about it for 3 days
Ni66aBehindBush: stab him with ur dick
rabbi haircut: he'll get food poisoning
rabbi haircut: i know it
Ni66aBehindBush: from my dick
rabbi haircut: our magic dicks always save us
rabbi haircut: no they dont
rabbi haircut: stabbing with dicks is good
rabbi haircut: no its bad
rabbi haircut: im good
rabbi haircut: no
Ni66aBehindBush: i stabbed ur butt
rabbi haircut: i stabbed ur butt with my hand
rabbi haircut: ohh
rabbi haircut: my hand is a drill and i drill my whole hand into your anus like im digging for treasure
rabbi haircut: HAHAHAHAH
Ni66aBehindBush: lol
Ni66aBehindBush: i gotta go
rabbi haircut: lol no
rabbi haircut: MIKE
rabbi haircut: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ni66aBehindBush: i must masturbate
rabbi haircut: the moon is going to eat me out
rabbi haircut: nooo
rabbi haircut: i need you in my arms
rabbi haircut: LOL
rabbi haircut: mike i need a dyke
rabbi haircut: ahhhahahahahahaha
Ni66aBehindBush: im leaving now
rabbi haircut: :'(
rabbi haircut: see you tomorrow
rabbi haircut: morning
rabbi haircut: sunshine
rabbi haircut: youre my sunshine my little anus man
rabbi haircut: mike
rabbi haircut: tomorrow im calling you my baby boy
rabbi haircut: but dont remember its a secret
Ni66aBehindBush: ok i really gotta go mastubate now
rabbi haircut: i did that last night
rabbi haircut: it was fun
rabbi haircut: i orgasmed 2 times
Ni66aBehindBush: i bet
rabbi haircut: LOL
Ni66aBehindBush: good
rabbi haircut: you bet your ass
Ni66aBehindBush: im proud
rabbi haircut: megan had an orgasm
rabbi haircut: ew
rabbi haircut: ok you go now my grim reeper
rabbi haircut: brad lol
Ni66aBehindBush: u did too
rabbi haircut: potentially
Ni66aBehindBush: losewser
rabbi haircut: rape me
Ni66aBehindBush: 10 dolla
Ni66aBehindBush: bye
rabbi haircut: lol bye