Aug 24, 2005 01:36
no shit school is tomorrow. it makes my life cry and i cut my wrist and black my eyes. i'm so funny that even my popcycle laughed. i have to stay up all night now, for various reasons.
today alex and johnny came over and we played video games and rummy. fun, totally. i so don't want to write but i will because your asshole stinks. ahahaha. tomorrow i'm going to meet ian before gayhouse opens and we'll share a couple laughs. i better wake up early enough or the magic school bus will take my virginity. i'm smelling mrs. chocolate. gawd she always smells terrific. how could a piece of plastic smell like chocolate all this time? it's amazing almost. my pillow stabbed me with a feather and i actually bled. i hope i get a disease that i can spread to all you peasants. it will be like the black plaque except way cooler and i will be the ring leader. and the only way to cure your disease is to lick my vagina
hahahaha
ok /done
this is going to be a long 6 hours. i might be back to write more later if i get bored. if i looked in the mirror right now and my eyes were brown, i would be depressed. i would probably try to be wiccian for a day and change my eye color. anyway, i'm gonna go.