coffee

Feb 26, 2004 11:47

Man does it really help me take a good shit. Its almost like an electrical switch to my bowels. A couple cups of that stuff, fresh brewed, with its fine aroma, and pleasant taste... Half an hour later I'm grasping the rim of the pot with my hands, as so I dont launch through the ceiling as an intercontinental shit missile :D ( Read more... )

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rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 4 2004, 00:10:06 UTC
me: radiantly gay
this man:

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 4 2004, 00:23:08 UTC
Well sausage nuts, your love is like.. a gigantic black beefstick.. I WANNA RIDE
I think you have some sort of subconcious feelings for that extremely flaming man. B/c you seem to rely on posting him when it comes down to nitty gritty, friend.

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 4 2004, 00:27:15 UTC
my dear child, when i comes down to the nitty gritty... can you get any gayer? i don't think so.

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 4 2004, 00:42:13 UTC
oh, I could think of a few things buddy, but I really want to save the eyes of other people who may wander into this shitpit of a journal and see it, so I wont post anything. Perhaps I should cook up a little something for yours? HEHE.. oo

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 19 2004, 18:48:15 UTC
Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 19 2004, 20:56:51 UTC
hehe yeah, im glad you enjoyed

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 19 2004, 20:59:21 UTC
funny how is goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and... yeah.

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 19 2004, 20:59:53 UTC
so you'd be jeremy, i guess?

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 19 2004, 21:03:26 UTC
Yes, i am unsure of how you acquired that information, but that doesnt matter. I cant remember if i ever mentioned my name or not.

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 19 2004, 21:05:52 UTC
i'm fucking batman, yo

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 19 2004, 21:07:57 UTC
Can I RIDE with fatman, I mean batman.

So, Carl, can I call you Carl? How are you doing?

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 19 2004, 21:47:18 UTC
HOT. CARL.
who's carl? i got jeremy from some anonymous posting done in another journal, so i'm probably wrong. you know all the other peeps personally?

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 19 2004, 21:55:24 UTC
I just made carl up, b/c i have no idea what your name is. Yes, my name is Jeremy, but im not exactly sure what anonymous post you got it from. Not exactly sure what other peeps you are referring to either, but i do know a few other people on livejournal somewhat personaly. As in ive known them by other means than livejournal, just that they are in different parts of the country and i have never actually met them AH. Other than that, i do not know what to tell you buddy, it depends on who you're talking about. I pretty much got this account as a recommended way to fuck off.

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH sausage_boy March 19 2004, 22:03:08 UTC
as for fucking off, LJ is the best. you can even make up fake journals to pass the time.
i think i saw your name in graphik's journal. seomthing about a shit-smearing club that got me all warm and toasty on the outside. sorry if i looks like i'm prying. some of the shit you guys come up with is funnier than fuck. too bad most people don't get your humor.
you can call me lloyd, or daddy.

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 19 2004, 22:12:46 UTC
ah, well hello daddy, I MEAN LLOYD. Hehe, yeah... id say over 75% of the humor me and someone i know on here has to deal with shit, or flaming homosexuality. Yeah, some people think its funny, some people find it extremely annoying, i tend to find it to be both of those.
As far as the prying, i hope in the future you know the boundaries.. and you had better not cross them you psychoti.. ah, im just kidding, thats what livejournal is for, negro son. For all i care, you could crawl right up my digital shit socket, and i would not mind. I am just here for a good laugh.

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Re: rollercoaster... of gay. rollercoaster... a OH OH OH nutcup March 19 2004, 22:22:08 UTC
oh i see where you read "Jeremy" if it was in the latest post of graphiks journal, that anonymous personality actually isnt me. Yes, that does happen to be quite the coincidence though, b/c my name is in fact Jeremy also :D

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