From the pages of Izzy's Diary...
Day 148:
It looks like the Humans have finally decided to stay in one spot for a while. They keep bringing more stuff in. They have all of the food locked into a cabinet, which I managed to break into last week. I got caught, and I haven't been able to raid the food since. The Humans are funny creatures. They have EVERYTHING locked up. There are two perfectly delicious rodents...in boxes. Yes, folks, boxes. If I can just figure out how they're getting in there, I could get them.
I have also determined that there is a magic secret behind bottle caps. Currently, I have 53 strategically hidden around the house. The magical number is 55. With 55 bottle caps, world domination is mine!!!
I escaped the confines of the house today. I made it all the way into the strange room with loud machines the Humans put their clothes in. I hid from my captor. Unfortunately, she has more patience than I do. Or maybe it was just plain trickery. Yep, that's what it was...trickery. She rattled the can of treats, and when I went to get one, she SNATCHED ME UP AND THREW ME BACK IN THE HOUSE!!! Ugh! And this is where I sit now, plotting my next escape.
It looks like the Humans have finally decided to stay in one spot for a while. They keep bringing more stuff in. They have all of the food locked into a cabinet, which I managed to break into last week. I got caught, and I haven't been able to raid the food since. The Humans are funny creatures. They have EVERYTHING locked up. There are two perfectly delicious rodents...in boxes. Yes, folks, boxes. If I can just figure out how they're getting in there, I could get them.
I have also determined that there is a magic secret behind bottle caps. Currently, I have 53 strategically hidden around the house. The magical number is 55. With 55 bottle caps, world domination is mine!!!
I escaped the confines of the house today. I made it all the way into the strange room with loud machines the Humans put their clothes in. I hid from my captor. Unfortunately, she has more patience than I do. Or maybe it was just plain trickery. Yep, that's what it was...trickery. She rattled the can of treats, and when I went to get one, she SNATCHED ME UP AND THREW ME BACK IN THE HOUSE!!! Ugh! And this is where I sit now, plotting my next escape.