(no subject)
I always figured that on my death certificate it would read "Cause of death: Irate husband".
I am now convinced that my ultimate demise will be brought about due to injuries sustained in a fall resulting from tripping over a bed alarm wire. God damn those things are lethal.
Seriously, hardly a night goes by that I don't stumble my way across a room during med pass after getting tangled up in a freakin' bed alarm wire.
I am now convinced that my ultimate demise will be brought about due to injuries sustained in a fall resulting from tripping over a bed alarm wire. God damn those things are lethal.
Seriously, hardly a night goes by that I don't stumble my way across a room during med pass after getting tangled up in a freakin' bed alarm wire.