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[nursewratchet]

you know the way It feels When you're lyIng in bed at night and Suddenly you can feel yourself sliding across the line from awake to asleep? especially if someones talking or reading to you- you can Hear their voice, soft and steady like dripping water, and YOU can see their words sometimes, in beautiful, clear Pictures, And your braIn suddenly understands thiNgs, for one second, that you never understood before

celine dion walks into a bar...the bartender asks 'hey celine, why the long face'?