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A day for quotes:
The supervisor corners me as I'm leaving work and headed for school at 0745.
Supv: We're short a CNA on Unit 5. Could you do an extra shift as a CNA?
Me: I'd rather ride a pogostick blindfolded through a minefield.
Supv: (pause) Ok, I think that means no, right?
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After class I come home and HouseHold6 is cooking. She serves me my meal and then starts making a sausage pizza for later. I'm sitting in the dining room eating, she's in the kitchen doing food prep.
Me: Can you bring me another Coke.
HH6: Not right now.
Me: Why not?
HH6: I've got a sausage in my hands.
(pause)
Me: OK, we're in separate rooms so either your being unfaithful or I'm really really gifted.
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At school in deans office going over whether or not I need a microbiology credit.
Dean: Your grade advisor says you're an LPN and that's why she didn't schedule you for a microbiology class. Admissions didn't know you're a nurse so they figured you needed it.
Me: So what now?
Dean: Do you have anything on you that proves you're an LPN?
Me: What? Like an ID card or something? No, I don't usually carry ID.
Dean: But you are a nurse right?
Me: Well if I'm not all those people I gave suppositories to this morning are in for an even bigger shock!
The supervisor corners me as I'm leaving work and headed for school at 0745.
Supv: We're short a CNA on Unit 5. Could you do an extra shift as a CNA?
Me: I'd rather ride a pogostick blindfolded through a minefield.
Supv: (pause) Ok, I think that means no, right?
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After class I come home and HouseHold6 is cooking. She serves me my meal and then starts making a sausage pizza for later. I'm sitting in the dining room eating, she's in the kitchen doing food prep.
Me: Can you bring me another Coke.
HH6: Not right now.
Me: Why not?
HH6: I've got a sausage in my hands.
(pause)
Me: OK, we're in separate rooms so either your being unfaithful or I'm really really gifted.
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At school in deans office going over whether or not I need a microbiology credit.
Dean: Your grade advisor says you're an LPN and that's why she didn't schedule you for a microbiology class. Admissions didn't know you're a nurse so they figured you needed it.
Me: So what now?
Dean: Do you have anything on you that proves you're an LPN?
Me: What? Like an ID card or something? No, I don't usually carry ID.
Dean: But you are a nurse right?
Me: Well if I'm not all those people I gave suppositories to this morning are in for an even bigger shock!