Why I Wish I Had More Junk in My Trunk
3.) My favorite pair of jeans no longer fits my butt, it must've gotten so flat. The damn jeans are slipping down. ARGH.
2.) Either this one pair of underwear is made lopsided, or one of my butt cheeks is significantly rounder/bigger than the other one. Or one of my upper thighs is a lot bigger than the other one.
Aaaaaand 1.) I've been sitting in various plastic chairs-with-one-centimeter-padding for 20 of the past 24 hours. Ow. Ow ow ow ow.
...Yeeeah, clearly I have problems. ;)
Here, have some Eddie Izzard Legos.
2.) Either this one pair of underwear is made lopsided, or one of my butt cheeks is significantly rounder/bigger than the other one. Or one of my upper thighs is a lot bigger than the other one.
Aaaaaand 1.) I've been sitting in various plastic chairs-with-one-centimeter-padding for 20 of the past 24 hours. Ow. Ow ow ow ow.
...Yeeeah, clearly I have problems. ;)
Here, have some Eddie Izzard Legos.
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