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[nurse_necro]

Doctor - Well Rudolf we finally figured out what makes your nose red

Rudolf - Is it pixy dust or Leprocaun tails?

Doctor - No its a tumor

Rudolf - You mean like a magical christmas tumor?

Doctor - No a malignant tumor the base of which is lodged deep within your brain

Rudolf - Oh... like a happy special-

Doctor - Youre going to die.

<3 family guy