i need more speed!
Today I get some news that just well, pisses me off. As if I am not always pissed off. I have now become of member of some experimental project that this organization who I am stuck with has thought up. I wish I could tell you all more but I can for the safety of all the other stupid fuckers to do what I did and waste their life in the military. All this means is that the people who I talk to on the phone or computer will get less time to talk to me which pisses me off. Everything I try to get close to always gets pulled away twice as fast. To all who like to read this useless bullshit on a daily basis, I am sorry you will not be able laugh, smile, cry, shit, eat, or whatever you do when you read my psycho babble. Now I guess Ill just have to use pen a paper as my form of communication. So if I ever had a chance, do not give up on me this is not my doing. I will do some shit to redeem myself. Anyway I just don’t know what the fuck to think about this whole Webster ordeal. You have heard about it, right? You know Ma’am and George Popadoplis, and the 35-year-old midget named Webster, well I guess they are starting a protest to keep Michael Jackson out of jail. What the fuck do I be talking about and where does this shit come from? Has to be from eating power lines and living under paint chips as a kid. Who knows I should get checked out huh? I also have a challenge for Ashlee; I can and will beat you in a beer bong competition, one that test speed and number bonged. If you are up for it ill buy the beer and the giraffe to time and keep track of beers consumed. I would have Travis do it but he has red hair and I guess those people are not too good with numbers. The competition will start in 85 goddamn days! J I feel that every time I write something on here it just gets dumber and dumber. Questions or comments please call my hotline at 222-7337, at my website mullet.com. Well the only good thing this whole debacle has brought me is that I will receive $900 extra a month on my already fat ass check the government give me to sit here and play PS2 and talk shit about everything. You know if you eat like 4 Ripped Fuel and drink like 10 Red Bulls you will be smart and intelligent like me and be able to write Pulitzer prize winning shit like this. Shaking, rapid heart rate, high blood pressure and lack of sex drive are side effects of this combination. Should not be taken if pregnant, a swimmer, or if you have problems taking Ripped Fuel or drinking Red Bull. Consult you physician if you grow a third ear, arm, or loose an eye. Ok I’m feeling it now! I going to get off here I feel like jumping off something or stabbing myself in the leg with my foot. I have not exceeded six tablets yet so I’m going to be ok. bahhhhhhhhhhaaahahah