who you calling poopy dick!
well another day in paradise! a fucking kid kicks me in my million dollar dream and then laughs at me! i wanted to punt the little communist bastard. he was an asshole we gave the little no toothed connersville poster child candy. i think the sugar made him worse. other than that my day was pooptacular, we went on some nasty trails and had some fun with our big green machines. we stopped at this place where the pine trees looked digitized like some steven spielberg movie. turns out it was a battlefield during the war and we walked and drove thru a huge minefield! i still have all my fingers and toes so i guess im still invincible! do i have some pictures to show some people when i get home. some nasty shit i dont even write about. one of these days the doctors are going to find out whats wrong with me and stop experimenting with all sorts of drugs and chemicals trying to make me turn into a kool keith creation. halfsharkaligatorhalfman! 59 days and i get to have the time of my life with all the people who actually like me! i think the just want to see me get wasted and make an ass out of myself or the just want what i can get them. unauthorized nude photos of delta burke with danny devito covered in sweet potatoes and creamed corn! mmm thats fucking hot ladies and gentleman and lowlifes! im now taking bids on this lovely set of photos containing some of the most perverted shit you can imagine. if you act now ill throw in things that you didnt see on the facts of life. the behind the scenes documentary on how to be a lesbian with your nanny! damn where do i come up with this shit! im going to get off here now before the people listed above check their livejournal and see my post!