Jamie! <3
I know t's not your birthday until the 25th, but...
I don't know if I'll be able to get online, so I decided to give you your present a little early :)
(You can open it now or then, whenever you want!)
I just hope you like it! :D
Oh my, I'm going to burn in a very special level of Hell. A level reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater... *hides*