REDEMPTION IS SPELLED A L I BITCHES.
Alright so like, yesterday I like... had a really bad day at work but then it was awesome. I can't even explain why it was a bad day! It just, I dunno, I was there and I just couldn't stand it more then I usually do. I was just anxious to get out of there like, really, really bad.
But about a half an hour before I left like, the greatest thing ever happened to me!!! Only not? Well, I dunno, it felt fucking nice. This one requires a little bit of a backstory, though.
A few months back I almost lost my job. I didn't update about it because I didn't want to write about it until I knew what was going on with my position and all and then by that time I just didn't feel like it, lol.
What happened was that I got short changed by some grimey guy, by the tune of like.. two hundred and something dollars. Yeah. Why do I still work there? I wish that I knew because I would have fired me! I can't really explain how it happened now, I used to know exactly back when it happened since I REPLAYED IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER in my head, but what had happened was like... this dude bought a drink and paid for it with a hundred dollar bill, and then was like "Oh miss, lemme see that I got gave you a 50 not a 100" and then like, asked me to make change for him a bunch of times but since I didn't get the chance to put the money that was Best Buy's back into my drawer before making change for this guy he really just like.... a lot of money! I feel like I could be explaining this better but yeah, that's how it happened. It sucked. I had to write a statement to HR and I cried like a little girl because I thought I was going to lose my job and also just felt like such a big DUMB DUMBY and it sucked.
What actually ended up happening is that I got written up, and was put on notice which means if my drawer is short again for three months from the time when I signed that paper (which uhm.. I think is sometime in March or April, actually, so hollah!!!) and there's also some cunt at my job who I think thinks that I stole that money and just treats me like shit but she's a bitch anyway so like, I think she'd be doing this either way. ANYWAY. That's what happened a few months ago, which brings us to last night!
Like I said, I didn't want to be there, I was having a bad night and blah blah blah blah blah when this skeevie looking guy comes up with an iced tea. Pays for it with a hundred dollar bill and then is like "Oh wait, miss, lol, lemme just give you two dollars." ALRIGHT SURE GUY. I take his two dollars and hand him back his hundred and suddenly he has a 10 in his hand! Gasp! This dude is like "Miss look at what you gave me I gave you 100 dollars!" And I'm like "No, I didn't. I handed you a hundred. I can call over my manager to count the drawer if you want me to." And he's like "Yeah do that just give me the change from my two dollars..." I do that and close my drawer and I'm like "...Do you still want me to call over my manager?" And he's like "Oh no, what I said was that I wanted you to give me change of a 10" LOL OKAY. I noticed the kid next to me had his drawer open and I was like "Okay, what change do you want?" And he was like "Well I tried to put it in a machine and it wouldn't accept it so I just actually wanted to know if you could give me a new ten." lol. Sorry sir, have a good night.
Granted, the second situation was way more transparent then the first one and I shouldn't have even let it happen the first time but damn it felt NICE. My hands were shaking so bad when that dude said I gave him a 10 but like, listen guy, fuck you. I told my supervisor who was working that night and that I explained the situation to the first time (Tina you're the best) and I was like I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELFFF :D
lol I'm such a nerd but it made my day.
THEN. Fucking I woke up this morning and checked my email and this shit was waiting for me and holy crap oh my god:
I have the best of friends and tscheese is one of them. She already drew a picture of my cats once but this shit is just fucking tops, oh my god. The greatest thing about this picture (besides the detail on those helmets, WHAT) is that while she was drawing it I was having this exact conversation with Alessa. I was trying to eat a crunchwrap and this cat was like "meow meow meow oh shit cheese yum" and I was like LISTEN NO, YOU ATE DINNER. I DID NOT. COOL IT.
anyway, for now, brb, because I'm gonna go google pet sized star wars helmets.
But about a half an hour before I left like, the greatest thing ever happened to me!!! Only not? Well, I dunno, it felt fucking nice. This one requires a little bit of a backstory, though.
A few months back I almost lost my job. I didn't update about it because I didn't want to write about it until I knew what was going on with my position and all and then by that time I just didn't feel like it, lol.
What happened was that I got short changed by some grimey guy, by the tune of like.. two hundred and something dollars. Yeah. Why do I still work there? I wish that I knew because I would have fired me! I can't really explain how it happened now, I used to know exactly back when it happened since I REPLAYED IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER in my head, but what had happened was like... this dude bought a drink and paid for it with a hundred dollar bill, and then was like "Oh miss, lemme see that I got gave you a 50 not a 100" and then like, asked me to make change for him a bunch of times but since I didn't get the chance to put the money that was Best Buy's back into my drawer before making change for this guy he really just like.... a lot of money! I feel like I could be explaining this better but yeah, that's how it happened. It sucked. I had to write a statement to HR and I cried like a little girl because I thought I was going to lose my job and also just felt like such a big DUMB DUMBY and it sucked.
What actually ended up happening is that I got written up, and was put on notice which means if my drawer is short again for three months from the time when I signed that paper (which uhm.. I think is sometime in March or April, actually, so hollah!!!) and there's also some cunt at my job who I think thinks that I stole that money and just treats me like shit but she's a bitch anyway so like, I think she'd be doing this either way. ANYWAY. That's what happened a few months ago, which brings us to last night!
Like I said, I didn't want to be there, I was having a bad night and blah blah blah blah blah when this skeevie looking guy comes up with an iced tea. Pays for it with a hundred dollar bill and then is like "Oh wait, miss, lol, lemme just give you two dollars." ALRIGHT SURE GUY. I take his two dollars and hand him back his hundred and suddenly he has a 10 in his hand! Gasp! This dude is like "Miss look at what you gave me I gave you 100 dollars!" And I'm like "No, I didn't. I handed you a hundred. I can call over my manager to count the drawer if you want me to." And he's like "Yeah do that just give me the change from my two dollars..." I do that and close my drawer and I'm like "...Do you still want me to call over my manager?" And he's like "Oh no, what I said was that I wanted you to give me change of a 10" LOL OKAY. I noticed the kid next to me had his drawer open and I was like "Okay, what change do you want?" And he was like "Well I tried to put it in a machine and it wouldn't accept it so I just actually wanted to know if you could give me a new ten." lol. Sorry sir, have a good night.
Granted, the second situation was way more transparent then the first one and I shouldn't have even let it happen the first time but damn it felt NICE. My hands were shaking so bad when that dude said I gave him a 10 but like, listen guy, fuck you. I told my supervisor who was working that night and that I explained the situation to the first time (Tina you're the best) and I was like I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELFFF :D
lol I'm such a nerd but it made my day.
THEN. Fucking I woke up this morning and checked my email and this shit was waiting for me and holy crap oh my god:
I have the best of friends and tscheese is one of them. She already drew a picture of my cats once but this shit is just fucking tops, oh my god. The greatest thing about this picture (besides the detail on those helmets, WHAT) is that while she was drawing it I was having this exact conversation with Alessa. I was trying to eat a crunchwrap and this cat was like "meow meow meow oh shit cheese yum" and I was like LISTEN NO, YOU ATE DINNER. I DID NOT. COOL IT.
anyway, for now, brb, because I'm gonna go google pet sized star wars helmets.