[There's loud rustling, like leaves, and a gentle creaking sounds. The communicator taps against something hard and scrapes, every so often there is a small grunt in the background. Finally there's one last rustling sound and a contended sigh, closer to the communicator this time.]

It feels good out today! I don't know why I've never  come out here ( Read more... )

I was running down the street, trying to get an errand done, and I bumped into a really big man! I said I was sorry, but he just stood there like he was dazed. I kept trying to talk to him, but he kind of ignored me.. if you can hear me, I'm really sorry I bumped into you, sir! You should probably find someplace warm to go, you were really really ( Read more... )