Hey doc, whats the condition? Im a man thats on a mission!
So i was stroaking my meat today and i got to thinking. As usual, thinking killed my boner, but i soon got it up again. I dont know if this is the same with everyone, but at the moment of orgasm, i get like, epiphinies or about 5 seconds of complete mental clarity. In those 5 seconds, i feel as though i could cure cancer. Like i coudl go toe to toe with bruce lee and give him the whooping of a lifetime. I get ideas, like, good ideas for novels and movies and songs. The shitty shit is, that after those 5 seconds, its all gone. IT PISSES ME OFF! ROYALLY!. Anyway though. Today at orgasm, i figured out a way to create economically and environmentally efficient fuel. Yeah, i did. i went to write it down. BAM, that shits gone. I keep a notepad right next to the fucking clenex now, so that maybe, after i sploonge, i might be able to get a couple of words in before i go blank again. Im a genious for 5 seconds! FIVE! so yeah, enough about fun time. I met a cool chick when i went to laughlin, nevada a couple of weeks ago. She doesnt live too far from me, but it turns out that she's a tremendous ho. today when i was talking to her, she told me "today, i went to my X's house and fucked and then my boyfriend came over and we fucked for 2 minutes before my little sister walked in on us blah blah" then she goes on to say "i know that makes me sound like a slut, but i love sex!". To which i responded "me too!". But yeah, total ho. Too bad, too. She's a very interesting person to talk to, and she's super nice....almost too nice. that was my entry for today. ^ all that. yeah.