10 things that are very wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

Well, that was only the most humiliating charm/jinx/curse/attempt-by-Hogwarts-to-ruin-my-social-life yet. What in the name of Merlin's commodious trousers was that anyway? How am I supposed to learn anything with it being the Sound of Music in here minus the lederhosen and sheepWell, I'm not. Which is why I didn't do half of my homework last week

Comments

[lovelycassie]

I sure people liked it. I did.

[nunganunga_k_o]

I don't think Madame Pince did. Then again, she probably only likes dreary things. Like dust. And looking really depressed.

[lovelycassie]

Wow, maybe if she took your advice, and had the right support, she'd be a nicer person.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Erlaaaaack, I don't want to picture Madame Pince's undercrackers. You know how visual I am. Eww eww, my brain feels like a prostitute.

[lovelycassie]

At least it's only your brain!

[nunganunga_k_o]

Not really reassuring, Cass. I need a scouring spell to get that image out.

[lovelycassie]

Or you could just think of some... dishy blokes instead.