4 things that are very wrong with my life
I wonder where Angus is, I haven't seen that furry freak in ages. And I haven't seen any chewed mousie bits either. Off terrorizing the house elves again, no doubt. I may have to stage an intervention.
I don't know what everyone is carrying on about, the condoms afford a PLETHORA of comedy opportunities. Why, before Angus went missing, I even made a little condom hat for him! Until he ate it.
[Filtered to Cassie and Naomi // Vaguely hackable to trouble makers]
Speaking of condoms, I had a flash of whatsit. Geniousity. I even surprise myself.
Why don't we wear the condoms like little booties and go for a bit of a slide? It'll be brilliant!
[ooc: Feel free to have seen Angus, as he's a savagely violent HUGE cat the size of a small labrador with tabby fur and a bit of ear missing, but no one find him if you please~]
I don't know what everyone is carrying on about, the condoms afford a PLETHORA of comedy opportunities. Why, before Angus went missing, I even made a little condom hat for him! Until he ate it.
[Filtered to Cassie and Naomi // Vaguely hackable to trouble makers]
Speaking of condoms, I had a flash of whatsit. Geniousity. I even surprise myself.
Why don't we wear the condoms like little booties and go for a bit of a slide? It'll be brilliant!
[ooc: Feel free to have seen Angus, as he's a savagely violent HUGE cat the size of a small labrador with tabby fur and a bit of ear missing, but no one find him if you please~]