2 things that are very wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

It's very, very nippy-noodles outside but I have to stay in tip-top form for my first match on Sunday which I'm sure will be the first of many in my very successful career as a Quidditch star and/or back-up dancer, despite the subarctic conditions

Comments

[donttelldaddy]

It has already been established that is is cold outside, I expect it to have no influence over your performance.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

[donttelldaddy]

Cute.

[nunganunga_k_o]

I don't suppose you could recommend a decent warming charm for when we're on the pitch. Something along the lines of warmus myus arseinus, preferably.

A WILD ITALIAN BOY HAS APPEARED!!

[italianscanspar]

the fuck is a nippy-nood

Good luck on the match. I don't envy you though, doll.

oAo

[nunganunga_k_o]

Once everything goes numb it won't be so bad. Provided I keep all my fingers and wear extra lippy for warmth.

[italianscanspar]

To be honest, I'd rather feel cold myself than not feel anything at all, but eh, to each their own, credo.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Welllll, when the Hitler Youth are absolutely determined to have you practise for 40 years, being numb gets to be a blessing.

[pintsizedpsycho]

...What in the hell does "nippy-noodles" mean?

[nunganunga_k_o]

Instead of whingeing on and on about how it's chilly, you can simply say it is 'nippy noodles'. Quite snappy, I think.

[pintsizedpsycho]

Oh yes, quite snappy. If you disregard how utterly stupid you sound.

1/2

[nunganunga_k_o]

Stupid?

[dofaye]

Exercise is good for combating cold, you know.

[Totally not glad that he can just sit there covered in as much as he wants while you athletes suffer in uniform, nope.]

[nunganunga_k_o]

So is staying indoors, but you can't tell people.

[dofaye]

You'd rather cancel the game? I don't think your captain would appreciate hearing that -- or ours.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Cancelling would be a bit like forfeiting and we can't just let those swots in Ravenclaw beat us. I don't see why we can't just have the match during a different time when we're not likely to contract TB from frigid conditions.

You know, during final exams or something equally useless.

[flaxenflowers]

It is not very cold.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Wrong. YOU go up and down the pitch in the Antarctic tundra and tell me how warm it is.

[flaxenflowers]

If you mean the Quidditch field, I have. It is colder back home.

[nunganunga_k_o]

WELL, as I have not voluntarily decided to live on the North Pole and snog penguins, it's chilly enough for me. I had to wear TWO extra pairs of knickers just to get through practise...