On the first-borns. My first contribution.
Female Parent: Nundinae, could you pick up some canned tomatoes? I'm afraid I've run out of tomatoes.
Nundinae: (in the Vader-voice) Only if you promise me your first-born... (does some thinking, reminds herself that SHE is the first-born, finds solution) Only if you promise me your first-born son...
Female Parent: (does the headdesk thingy)
Nundinae: (goes to pick up the tomatoes nonetheless)
Nundinae: (in the Vader-voice) Only if you promise me your first-born... (does some thinking, reminds herself that SHE is the first-born, finds solution) Only if you promise me your first-born son...
Female Parent: (does the headdesk thingy)
Nundinae: (goes to pick up the tomatoes nonetheless)