Jul 23, 2005 01:00
Heftiger Traum72: OMG OMG OMG OMG
Heftiger Traum72: I have the funniest story to tell you when my mom goes to bed
Heftiger Traum72: lol
DaBroc: lol
DaBroc: ok
Heftiger Traum72: ok
Heftiger Traum72: so like
Heftiger Traum72: hot
Heftiger Traum72: hold on
Heftiger Traum72: haha ok sorry
Heftiger Traum72: my dinner was burning my leg
Heftiger Traum72: anyways
Heftiger Traum72: tonight I went over to my bfs
Heftiger Traum72: and we usually just go outside "for a ciggarette"
Heftiger Traum72: and fuck
Heftiger Traum72: on or in this car that doesnt run at this point in time
Heftiger Traum72: lol
Heftiger Traum72: and so like
Heftiger Traum72: tonight we did it outside the car
Heftiger Traum72: and the neighbor to the right of us came out and turned on the porchlight
Heftiger Traum72: haha
Heftiger Traum72: I didnt notice till after though
Heftiger Traum72: "hint it was from all the noise I was making"
Heftiger Traum72: and then we went inside and laid down for like 20-25 mins
Heftiger Traum72: then we went back outside
Heftiger Traum72: and like
Heftiger Traum72: lol
Heftiger Traum72: he bent me over the hood and we were doing it
Heftiger Traum72: and again I was makin ALOT of noise
Heftiger Traum72: lol
Heftiger Traum72: and like 10 mins into it the neighbor behind us stars clapping and saying "GOOD JOB" "BRAVO"
Heftiger Traum72: haha
Heftiger Traum72: and yeah
Heftiger Traum72: we had to stop
Heftiger Traum72: lol
Heftiger Traum72: but yeah then he was like "I gatta get me one a those"
Heftiger Traum72: lol
DaBroc: lol
DaBroc: damn
Heftiger Traum72: oh no
Heftiger Traum72: it gets better
DaBroc: lucky guy
DaBroc: oh?
Heftiger Traum72: haha yea
Heftiger Traum72: so we like smoked a ciggarette
Heftiger Traum72: and then we got up to leave and Ricky was like "hope you enjoyed the show....Im here all week"
Heftiger Traum72: and the guy says "have you ever seen my daughter around here?"
Heftiger Traum72: "shes 17"
Heftiger Traum72: and continued to try and convience Ricky to fuck his daughter
Heftiger Traum72: and Ricky was like "ugh sorry but Im happy with the one I got"
Heftiger Traum72: lol
Heftiger Traum72: and yeah
Heftiger Traum72: we couldent stop laughing
DaBroc: well tell you're b/f he one lucky bastard