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Jul 22, 2004 21:15

AIRPLANE!!!!!

what a funny movie!!!!!

[a kid comes into the cockpit]

Captain Over: (to the boy) Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Boy (joey): (doesn't hear him)

Captain Over: Joey, do you ever hang around the gymnasium?

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[the three pilots are in the cockpit]

Voice over intercom: Flight two-zero-niner, you are cleared for takeoff.

Captain Over: Roger.

Captain Roger: Huh?

Voice: LA departure frequency one-two-three point niner.

Captain Over: Roger.

Captain Roger: Huh?

Captain Victor: Request vector, over.

Captain Over: What?

Voice: Flight two-zero-niner cleared for vector three-two-four.

Captain Roger: We have clearance, Clarence.

Captain (Clarence) Over: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?

Captain Vector: Alert radio Clearance, over

Captain (Clarence) Over: That's Clarence Over, over.

Captain Vector: Roger

Captain Roger: Huh?

Captain Vector: Roger, over.

Captain Over: What?

Captain Roger: Huh?

Captain Vector: Who?

hahaha. pure comic genius. i'm lovin' it.
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