reason 293 I hate having my hair cut
I had my hair cut today (sort of horribly actually, she completely mucked up the layers and now I have some bastard child of the Rachel and a mullet) and it was the most awkward haircut of my life. To fully understand, you need to know that every haircut is awkward for me - I hate salons because the smell of all the product gives me a headache and I'm awful at making conversation so I generally pretend to be asleep. Plus, not a haircut goes by without the stylist saying "you have so much hair!" Trust me, I know. I've been living with it all my life! It generally takes them maybe twenty minutes to cut my hair and about forty to dry it - and my hair barely touches my shoulders, it's really not that long.
Right, well, my point is *every hair cut is awkward*. This one though, this one takes the cake. The woman cutting my hair was very nice, but very short. About the size of toothpick. I? I am not the size of toothpick, I'm 5'9" and have relatively long legs - this meant that no matter how much I pulled my legs up and in, the only way she could cut my bangs was to straddle my thigh.
Yes, let me repeat - the stylist had straddle my leg to cut my bangs (and also the layers in the front).
Okay? Have you ever had that haircut? Someone straddling your leg while cutting your hair? If you haven't, take it from me: SERIOUSLY AWKWARD. Also, I had to keep my eyes closed - if I opened them I was looking straight down her shirt.
And after all that my hair looks awful. (I did get a funny story out of it though - although you really need to see the hand gestures to understand how hilariously awkward the situation was.)
Right, well, my point is *every hair cut is awkward*. This one though, this one takes the cake. The woman cutting my hair was very nice, but very short. About the size of toothpick. I? I am not the size of toothpick, I'm 5'9" and have relatively long legs - this meant that no matter how much I pulled my legs up and in, the only way she could cut my bangs was to straddle my thigh.
Yes, let me repeat - the stylist had straddle my leg to cut my bangs (and also the layers in the front).
Okay? Have you ever had that haircut? Someone straddling your leg while cutting your hair? If you haven't, take it from me: SERIOUSLY AWKWARD. Also, I had to keep my eyes closed - if I opened them I was looking straight down her shirt.
And after all that my hair looks awful. (I did get a funny story out of it though - although you really need to see the hand gestures to understand how hilariously awkward the situation was.)