practical application of theory
It is 7:26AM on a Saturday morning and not only am I awake, I am (well, I will be) cleaning my apartment. You see, I'm having a couch delivered this morning and I can't have the movers thinking "my god, the entire contents of this chick's closet have been strewn across the floor". It would be true but slightly shameful and someone would probably step on my favorite shirt.
There's not enough coffee in the world.
There's not enough coffee in the world.