I believe everyone should be aware of these important facts:
(1) I found an apartment and am now wandering about furniture stores with a lustful gleam in my eye as I consider my furnishing options. (If I buy everything I want I'll fill my apartment floor to ceiling and still won't have anywhere to sit.) I love moving - it's an excuse to start over every year: out with the old crap, in the with the new crap.
(2) You know what I want? French toast and a robot. Or a french-toast-making robot. Have you heard that two people in Japan recently became the first couple to be married by a robot? How is this anything but awesome?
(3) e.e. cummings once wrote: "the way to hump a cow is not to elevate your tool but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool".
ETA: My neighbors are remodeling again. How is it that they never begin until 10:30 at night? (two more weeks on the lease, only two more weeks).
(2) You know what I want? French toast and a robot. Or a french-toast-making robot. Have you heard that two people in Japan recently became the first couple to be married by a robot? How is this anything but awesome?
(3) e.e. cummings once wrote: "the way to hump a cow is not to elevate your tool but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool".
ETA: My neighbors are remodeling again. How is it that they never begin until 10:30 at night? (two more weeks on the lease, only two more weeks).