Today in the Elementary School Cafeteria...

[numbuh_one]

[At the furthest lunchtable, a recruiting booth has been set up by the Kids Next Door. There is a large wooden sign with "KND" painted on in huge letters. Sitting under the sign are Numbuhs 1 and 86, both looking deadly serious, although the latter is glowering significantly more. Next to them are more signs, saying attractive things like "ADVANCED

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[bane_of_reisen]

*Tewi walks up with her bunnies around her.*

So is this where I officially sign up?

[numbuh_one]

[whoa, it's a bunny mob]

Er, yes. Who recruited you, Numbuh 3?

[tsunbowmonkey86]

[looks pointedly away socute]

[bane_of_reisen]

I talked to numbuh 86 and she said I would be perfect.

So, do you need to know my skills or something?

[numbuh_one]

Oh, really?

It would help to know what you can do, yes.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

[OH WOW the floor here is really cool-looking. Just gonna keep looking there and not anywhere else.]

[bane_of_reisen]

Well, as you can see, I have a little rabbit squad. They can fly, and shoot lasers. I myself can also do that.

I'm also very good at making plans, and can plan scams to trick any adult I meet. They all fall for my cuteness.

[numbuh_one]

Hmm. I'd like to see that in action later, but if all that's true you could probably be a sector leader. Here's the sign up sheet.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

I agree. [FLOOR. SO COOL.]

[bane_of_reisen]

I'll show you whenever you want.

*Tewi takes the sheet and starts to fill it out. The bunnies also take sheets, and start filling them*

[numbuh_one]

We'll contact you soon, then.

[he doesn't mind the bunnies filling out sheets; Numbuh 6 is a skunk, so yeah...]

[tsunbowmonkey86]

... We're gonna need more forms. [because bureaucracy > cuteness every time]