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[today, Nigel went to class, to find all the kids blushing and holding hands. His face falls, and he whispers]
Oh... oh no...
[he backs away slowly from the door, hoping that nobody will notice him coming or going.
And then he books it through the hall, dodging left and right to narrowly avoid the occasional drone girl throwing herself at him. If you are coming through the front door, he'll flail warningly and yell at you while trying as hard as he can not to be touched by anyone.]
Don't go in there!! This place needs to be quarantined! Someone has... someone has unleashed a strain of Cuchitisinal Octo-Ögi TetraInfectoEpiStracticaucus!!! You shouldn't even breathe in there! It's highly contagious!
Oh... oh no...
[he backs away slowly from the door, hoping that nobody will notice him coming or going.
And then he books it through the hall, dodging left and right to narrowly avoid the occasional drone girl throwing herself at him. If you are coming through the front door, he'll flail warningly and yell at you while trying as hard as he can not to be touched by anyone.]
Don't go in there!! This place needs to be quarantined! Someone has... someone has unleashed a strain of Cuchitisinal Octo-Ögi TetraInfectoEpiStracticaucus!!! You shouldn't even breathe in there! It's highly contagious!