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Where'd all this Christmas stuff come from?
It's nice and all, but it's not the same. I want to see my dad again. He gives really stupid presents, like underpants and sousaphone accessories, but... [somehow he doesn't think Sideswipe's gonna do any better] I guess he has decent taste in underpants, and well, we always did Christmas together, for better or for worse.
I won't let this stuff distract me. It came from the bad guys. They couldn't actually like Christmas, because they're bad. They'd never get anything nice from Santa Claus. This is all just another conspiracy. What are they really up to?
[Filtered to Kids Next Door; can be overheard by housemates]
So, er, there's something I'd like to address. The matter of sectors, I mean - I'd been planning on officiating them for a while, along with everyone choosing a Numbuh for themselves. But there's been some delays...
[sigh. Once again, a droning gets in the way of his plans. He never knows how to react, and so he usually reacts by becoming depressed.]
Well, Numbuh 4 has been droned, and with it, it seems the treehouse has vanished. The tree is still there, [completely covered in Christmas decorations too, I might add] so I suppose it will just have to get built again. I wanted to have a ceremony of kinds there, as that's KND tradition, even though we don't have the Code Module... however it looks like I'll have to readjust. I'm sorry, everyone.
... I've noticed that, whenever anything happens, one of my friends gets droned right in the middle of it. I could be next! Er... We should all have a round of tag before that happens, don't you think?
[Tag is how they choose the Supreme Leader in the Kids Next Door. Nigel feels that this responsibility is on him right now, and he'd love to get rid of it. No wonder nobody wants this job. He thinks he's horrible at it.]
Numbuh 3, please stay safe this Christmas. That goes for the rest of you, too. We can't afford any more setbacks.
It's nice and all, but it's not the same. I want to see my dad again. He gives really stupid presents, like underpants and sousaphone accessories, but... [somehow he doesn't think Sideswipe's gonna do any better] I guess he has decent taste in underpants, and well, we always did Christmas together, for better or for worse.
I won't let this stuff distract me. It came from the bad guys. They couldn't actually like Christmas, because they're bad. They'd never get anything nice from Santa Claus. This is all just another conspiracy. What are they really up to?
[Filtered to Kids Next Door; can be overheard by housemates]
So, er, there's something I'd like to address. The matter of sectors, I mean - I'd been planning on officiating them for a while, along with everyone choosing a Numbuh for themselves. But there's been some delays...
[sigh. Once again, a droning gets in the way of his plans. He never knows how to react, and so he usually reacts by becoming depressed.]
Well, Numbuh 4 has been droned, and with it, it seems the treehouse has vanished. The tree is still there, [completely covered in Christmas decorations too, I might add] so I suppose it will just have to get built again. I wanted to have a ceremony of kinds there, as that's KND tradition, even though we don't have the Code Module... however it looks like I'll have to readjust. I'm sorry, everyone.
... I've noticed that, whenever anything happens, one of my friends gets droned right in the middle of it. I could be next! Er... We should all have a round of tag before that happens, don't you think?
[Tag is how they choose the Supreme Leader in the Kids Next Door. Nigel feels that this responsibility is on him right now, and he'd love to get rid of it. No wonder nobody wants this job. He thinks he's horrible at it.]
Numbuh 3, please stay safe this Christmas. That goes for the rest of you, too. We can't afford any more setbacks.