Love on the Range

[numbuh_009]

Title: Love on the Range
Pairing: HaeHyuk
Minor Pairings: MinKyu, YeWook, ninja!KangTeuk
Rating: PG
Genre: romance, humor
Disclaimer: If I owned them, they'd be porn stars.
Warnings: implied sex, slight language, Donghae's chest
Summary: Life as a ranch hand is mundane. Enter the new sex god guy.
A/N: Inspired by this performance of No Other and Donghae's

Comments

[zaboomafoo76]

Might as well do something productive. Placing his hat on his head and tugging it down, Hyukjae’s eyes closed, and he drifted off to dreams of fish and a sapphire blue ocean.
LOL Hyukkie knows how to be productive! XD

“Did you hear that?” hissed Hyukjae, shaking Kyuhyun by his neck. “He thinks I’m handsome! I think I’ve died and gone to heaven.”

Kyuhyun pried Hyukjae’s hands from his throat. “I’d prefer it if you didn’t take me with you,” he gasped.
that was just hilarious XDDDDDDDD

They talked about everything under the sun (and above it too. Donghae insisted aliens existed and relayed his dream of being a space cowboy. Hyukjae could only think about how amazingly hot Donghae would look commandeering a spaceship)
LOL i love this so much XD

It was by accident that Hyukjae stumbled across Donghae in the middle of cleansing himself, an honest mistake that did not have anything to do with the fact that Hyukjae had well memorized the schedule of Donghae’s daily routine.STALKER!HYUK FOR THE WIN! :D

[numbuh_009]

Hehe, you quoted some of my favorite parts. DONGHAE IS SO FREAKING HOT I CAN'T HELP IT! *spazzes and dies too* For some reason, Sungmin and Kyuhyun always steal the torch in my fics. Thank you for reading and commmenting!

[zaboomafoo76]

DONGHAE IS THE SEX! that is all.

haha, i love ninja'ing pairings like that. KyuMin~~

[crazylilazngirl]

SPOT

[crazylilazngirl]

I'm baaaaaack *insert creepy stalker music here... not really.. maybe Chucky music*

OMB
How cowboy Super Junior
*died*
I love how all these is mostly from that performance outfits XD freaking hot :]

I love how Donghae is just hot with his white shirt
freaking sexy man :))

THANK YOU FOR SHARING
and sorry for the late comment

[numbuh_009]

I was wondering when you'd come back :D It was only fitting to put them in those outfits (besides, they look smoking hot in those boots). Amazing how he could totally rock a simple white shirt! Thank you for reading!

[lovehyuk_suju]

i must say that you're a flippin' genius!!!!
my brother must think i'm insane because i'm staring at my computer screen with this crazy grin on my face XD omfg this so made my life right now!!
YES!! DONGHAE HAS THE SEXIEST CHEST EVER!!!!!!! <3333
i would quote some of the most epic lines i have ever read but there's so many of them!!! i think my favorite has to be: "Eager to prove that he could, Hyukjae blurted out the first thing that came to mind. “You have a very nice chest.”"
Hyuk is so shameless and i like it!!! haha~
i could go on forever!!!
i am definitely memming this!!^^
thanks for posting this!!

[numbuh_009]

HE DOES, and when he does those body waves *dies because of massive nosebleed* Haha, that's one of my favorite lines too. Shameless, stalker Eunhyuk FTW! Thanks for the mem and for reading!

[likeslikingyou]

MEGA LOLZZZZZZZ ;DDDDDDDDD
YOU'RE AMAZING AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ;]

THIS FIC CRACKS ME UP ..... ^__________________^

[numbuh_009]

Haha, such a high compliment. Thank you for reading and commenting!

[deeba84]

...
I...
I LOVE THIS SO MUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I seriously can't even say anything coherent now. Honestly. I was going to quote my favorite parts but I can't even because I would end up quoting the WHOLE THING.
First: DONGHAE IS HOT, HELL YES HE IS! I can so sympathize with Hyukjae here. And the descriptions! sdfjdsljfdslk Yes, arms and chest and everything~<3
Second: Hyukjae's fail. Oh god, the fail was so funny! Maybe my favorite part was when he thought Donghae was joining him for sex and it was just for a talk XD
Third: Sungmin--hilarious!
Fourth: Hyukjae actually ends up watching Donghae, ROFL!!
Fifth: I love this, I love your writing, and I am meming this^^ XD =D <3

[numbuh_009]

WOOT, DONGHAE! That boy is sex on legs! Can't really blame Eunhyuk for failing with Donghae walking around all sexy like! Hehe, Sungmin is made of awesome. Thank you for commenting and meming!