Jul 27, 2005 20:50
i have a funny story.
fucking heffalump (the chick i busted for the skirt last week) and her friends have been talking smack about me and my posse. funny thing is, they spend alot of time doing it--and we hear alot about it. what a fucken joke. the best part? the other day she was wearing these beige fitted pants. now, im no size 0 but this girl is big. shes one of those big chicks with no ass. so that was a treat on its own i suppose :D we had a laugh about that. but even better---her chub sorta spills over the top of her pants and weve given her a new name--Angry Poooooonanni! dude. those pants leave nothing for the imagination. seriously. her cooch was staring at us all angry and all. i swear it looks like it has teeth.
did i mention she kinda looks like a pug? harhar ill try get pictures some time.
oh shit..here she is!! hahahaha a horse/pug!!
her posse apparently call us something stupid like the "all races click"..atleast our name for them is better-Teh Heffalumps!
its amazing how much attention our little posse draws..and how people who are all claiming to dislike us spend so much of their time obsessing about us...mad dogging us in the smoking lounge, pulling faces when they walk by and talking "smack" while they are on the floor at work..i feel so special.
keso!