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by limitedbythesky
numberthree's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 12% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 09:06:33 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 12:47:27 PM
Alco Money! : $ 357
Guests of Honour
taibhse is a schizophrenic Liberal Christian with the mental age of a 24 year-old. taibhse drank 2 Poteens, 1 Whiskey.
romanreloaded is a malevolent Buddhist who enjoys starting fires in public, throwing bricks through windows and shitting in street corners romanreloaded drank 6 Vodkas, 2 Pilsners, 1 Champagne, 1 Kahlua, 1 Stout.
keelay88 is a schizophrenic Atheist who once wrote 'If You Come Down My Chimney Again I Shall Tear Your Furry Balls Off' in a letter to Santa. keelay88 drank 8 Whiskeys, 1 Ale, 1 Mescal.
loserluigi is a compulsive Muslim. loserluigi drank 1 Everclear, 3 Hot Toddys.
catherineclare is a bummed out Taoist and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. catherineclare drank 2 Mescals.
applehoneymilk is an abominable Atheist who was voted the 'Most Boring Wench This Side of Suicide' in 2005. applehoneymilk drank 8 Absinthes, 1 Aftershock, 1 Mescal, 1 Bloody Mary.
irish_ is a constipated Wiccan. irish_ drank 15 Gins.
maggiesox is a bouncy Atheist. maggiesox drank 5 Absinthes, 1 Pernod, 4 Champagnes, 3 Cognacs.
numberthree is a jaunty Muslim and is as anti-alcohol as they come. numberthree drank 2 Rums, 3 Vermouths.
piano_fetish is a jaunty Wiccan. piano_fetish drank 1 White Wine, 4 Irish Creams, 4 Champagnes, 1 Everclear, 1 Tequila.
kill_bill_cosby is an erratic Buddhist and a full-time Barney Gumble impersonator. kill_bill_cosby drank 11 Lagers, 1 Sambucca.
Sick!
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for romanreloaded, keelay88, irish_, maggiesox, numberthree, piano_fetish, kill_bill_cosby they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Lovers
'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of taibhse and piano_fetish. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest
In my day a man could handle his drink. A friend of mine could drink a gallon of bourboun in one sitting and could
still drive home, beat his wife and have enough energy to sleep with her afterward!
Random Events
kill_bill_cosby offered piano_fetish £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. kill_bill_cosby can now be contacted
at kill_bill_cosby_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.
piano_fetish and romanreloaded thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down irish_'s
underpants. irish_ now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.
irish_ accused maggiesox of having sold their brothers vibrator to slovakian terrorists in exchange for a guided tour
of a gay brothel in minsk.
Happy New Year!
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