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[numberthestarrs]

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JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE

You’ve gotta be kidding me.
Is this some kind of silly joke?
I think you’ve mistaken me for the devil you know,
Rather than the devil you don’t.

So it only fair that the tables have changed fate.
You’re pressed up between a rock and a very hard place.
So either eat your cake now boy, or put it on hold.
Cause you can’t have both and…
You’re damned if you do boy, you’re damned if you don’t.
You’re damned if you do boy, you’re damned if you don’t.

You’ve gotta be kidding me.
Think I’m some kind of easy fun?
About as easy as catching a falling knife,
You’ll cry all the way to the bank boy ‘cause I’m not the one.

Caught you with your pants down,
About as useful as a lead balloon.
Now that’s a face only a mother could love.
And I need that like I need a hole in my head. (believe me I’m not the one)

So it only fair that the tables have changed fate.
You’re pressed up between a rock and a very hard place.
So either eat your cake now boy, or put it on hold.
Cause you can’t have both and…
You’re damned if you do boy, you’re damned if you don’t.
You’re damned if you do boy, you’re damned if you don’t.