Maybe I'll guilt myself into a spectacular reading rediscovery!

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In hopes of guilting myself back into reading; At least now i cant play the "I don't know what to read so i just wont" card:

Viable Reading Options:
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
-Lolita by Nabokov
-The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
-Fight Club by Chuck Palanuik
-Junky by William S. Burroughs
-Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs
-Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger

Floaters to Bridge the Lagtime
-Paint It Black by Janet Fitch
-Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse (EDIT: AXED <--current attempts leave me bored and stuck at the beginning)

Theoretically, a Nice Idea...But Too Long and Dense
-Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
-Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

I Swear, I Really Did Used to Read Books
-The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
-Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis
-Choke by Chuck Palanuik

...Even Some Pretty Good Ones
-A Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
-White Oleander by Janet Fitch
-The Princess Bride by William Golding
-July, July by Tim O'Brien
-Wasted by Marya Horbacher