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so my mom bought a moped (i know, "fuck yeah!") and i took it out for a spin, but i wiped out on the thing! no court can convict me, i mean it was my second time on it. but still, we don't have insurance for it yet...or license plates...or a helmet...ahem.
so i now have a fist sized bruise on my arse. and scrapes up my legs, and my left shoulder hurts like a motherfuck. i'm excited. moooooooooped!
guys, i want a chopper. and i wanna learn to speak spanish.
hey alix, can you teach me the magical elusive secrets to writing erotica? pretty please?
so i now have a fist sized bruise on my arse. and scrapes up my legs, and my left shoulder hurts like a motherfuck. i'm excited. moooooooooped!
guys, i want a chopper. and i wanna learn to speak spanish.
hey alix, can you teach me the magical elusive secrets to writing erotica? pretty please?