I am bored fuckers
and I guess I had a thought or something and decided Middle-Earth doesn't have a good magazine for sexy bitches. I was thinking if Other Me combined efforts we could bring one beautiful magazine spectacular of sexiness to Middle-Earth. He can give you the male goods, I'll give ya'll the womanly goods.
It sounds pretty lame, but I like nudie pics, fuckers. Most of you are perverts and you like nudie pics also.
I was thinking my first spread would be: He-She Housewives. Featuring my lovely, edible ghost tart and Celeborn, since I must say those are a lovely pair of tits.
Then I was thinking about a water-thing issue, an incestuous elves from Rivendell issue, a spread on a bunch of dead people because Celebrian was pretty hot and I wouldn't mind getting caught in random acts of necrophilia with her.
What do you think?
It sounds pretty lame, but I like nudie pics, fuckers. Most of you are perverts and you like nudie pics also.
I was thinking my first spread would be: He-She Housewives. Featuring my lovely, edible ghost tart and Celeborn, since I must say those are a lovely pair of tits.
Then I was thinking about a water-thing issue, an incestuous elves from Rivendell issue, a spread on a bunch of dead people because Celebrian was pretty hot and I wouldn't mind getting caught in random acts of necrophilia with her.
What do you think?