I choked on my cocoa puffs

[numberoneenemy]

Nelys,sweetness,what the hell happened to your face?Not that this is a problem but-you were a woman last time I checked.

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[nelys]

:pout: I want my body back! :(

[numberoneenemy]

Well,what's wrong with this one?Nevermind,yeah,we need your old body back-this is weird.

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[nelys]

I'm still a little angry with you for yesterday, you know. >:(

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[numberoneenemy]

Gah!Nelys,I-

forget it,whatever,I'm sorry okay?That was yesterday's shit,it doesn't matter anymore.

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[nelys]

:smirk: I think you need to be punished.

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[numberoneenemy]

:smirks:Nelys,really,tell me why I wouldn't enjoy your punishment?

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[nelys]

I guess you'll have to find out, won't you? :takes out handcuffs, cuffs you to the bed:

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[numberoneenemy]

You really shouldn't assocaite with crazy elven women,Nelys, they give you really bad ideas!

[jadegemini]

You'd prefer she socialized with someone like me, who has no bad ideas whatsoever? :evil grin: Did you want some help, Nelys?

[nelys]

No, I think this is something I should do on my own.

[jadegemini]

Okies. :gets the video camera: I'll just tape it then, and give it to Issy to sell.

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[nelys]

:piercing glare:

[jadegemini]

What? It's not like it's your old body where you'd have to worry about people looking at you and imagining you naked for the rest of your life. You won't be in that one forever.

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[nelys]

It's a fucking waste of time, Jade, because there will be *nothing* erotic about this. Think PAIN.

[jadegemini]

:shrugs: Some people like that.

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[nelys]

:rolls eyes: Look, just sod off.