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HOLY SHIT

I just flipped the FUCK OUT.

My mom was just watching the news, and they said that KEANU FUCKING REEVES was recently in town.

Not in Buffalo. IN NORTH TONAWANDA.

He was scouting movies in the area.

He was spotted IN DWYERS.

IN MY FUCKING BAR.

KEANU REEVES.

IN NORTH TONAWANDA.

IN MY BAR.




WTF, KEANU. YOU NEVER CALL. WAY TO LEAVE A GIRL HANGING.