Happy Election
Guys, I really hope Obama wins. I feel like it won't happen, because of very sound logic: a.) No one I am rooting for for anything ever wins, and b.) especially not presidents. Since grade school mock elections, not one of my votes has been towards the guy who won. But let me tell you... I came around to Clinton. If you know what I mean. (He was awesome, duh.)
The other day on the History Channel, there was a special about George Washington. And guess what? He was pretty bad-ass. First of all, he was like, huge. Like, tall. Secondly, he had those hot rosey cheeks. haha... no, I mean, he kicked ass in war, and he decided on the humble term "Mr. President" instead of something all royal sounding. He also emancipated his slaves via his will when he died, and married a chick that already had two kids. He also apparently was a ginger and just powdered his hair instead of wearing a wig. His teeth were NOT wooden, lol.
Click to viewOkay, jsyk, I couldn't remember a lot of that stuff, so I checked wikipedia. That's more than you did, though!
OMFG I just had a presidental aneurysm over that picture, ahhahahaha. They're bonding about their hard times having smallpox.
Speaking of hottie Abe Lincoln, did you know that he named a child William Wallace Lincoln. Now THAT'S awesome.
He also wrote a
I will tell you a Joke about Jewel and Mary
It is neither a Joke nor a Story
For Rubin and Charles has married two girls
But Billy has married a boy
The girlies he had tried on every Side
But none could he get to agree
All was in vain he went home again
And since that is married to Natty
So Billy and Natty agreed very well
And mama's well pleased at the match
The egg it is laid but Natty's afraid
The Shell is So Soft that it never will hatch
But Betsy she said you Cursed bald head
My Suitor you never Can be
Beside your low crotch proclaims you a botch
And that never Can serve for me
Okay, I'm done being a weirdo about presidents now. Just vote for Obama, okay? I like liking my president.