sure why not

Jan 21, 2007 12:39

so yesterday, I woke up at 7:00 am for no reason that I could think of. And the first thing I had to do wasn’t till bout 12:00. So I walked into the living room where my sister was sitting and I plopped down next to her and said “man I’m tired”. And for some reason, my sister thinks that when I say I’m tired, we’re having an argument where the answer is the time of day. “Tired? It’s seven o’clock.” but of course, how silly of me. I’m not tired. There is so much time in the day. I think I’ll just go run a marathon or paint the side of a barn. “Thank god you where there to tell me what time it was. I would have been tired all day if you didn’t have that watch of yours. Mind sticking around and telling me when I’m hungry?” and she said “right now”, and she was right. Not only was I not tired, I was starving.

so my sister decided that it would be fun to take me to “Denny’s” for breakfast. Because she had a lot of coffee that morning. So I went to grab my old jacket cause I was to lazy (lazy not tired) to get my cool leather jacket. And it’s all ways fun to reach into my pockets of my old jacket and find out what I was doing last year. And I was just as broke last year as I was this year. But I must have had really chapped lips

it was cold out. I know this because when it’s cold out, the only thing people talk about is how cold it is. “MAN IT’S COLD OUT.” yes, in know. I’m out as well, therefor, I feel how cold it is. And I think the people around me know it’s cold. Judging by the clothes they have selected to wear.

so we go to Denny’s and we ask for a table and the waitress says “we have no tables available right now. You’ll have to wait in the waiting room” and while I was waiting in the waiting room I thought of something, why don’t they just put tables in the waiting room so everyone could eat?

After a big, fattening breakfast, I went home to watch stand up comedy. And I saw this fat comic that was so funny. He was talking about things he does like “I don’t do ups. Sit ups, pull ups, no ups. Ups defy gravity and gravity is a law and I obey the law. I do downs. Sit down, lay down, fall down. In black jack I double down. Give me some cake I’ll wolf it down. Play some music I’ll boggie down.” and I’m so glad I’m not that fat.

i'm not worryed about finals. i'm going to ace it like nothing. that's all i have to say.

finals, sister, cold

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