most caps every used ever!!!!!!!
Life’s been going good for Jacob lately. And for reasons I’d rather not discus over LJ, my disposition has been obnoxiously up beat (Can’t believe I spelled that right). But because all the serious things in my life are going well, I have a lot of pent up complaining to do. Mostly about small, unimportant things.
My sister finally left. WHOOT!! She would have left earlier but her car was screwing up. And after she got it fixed she pulled this on me. She walks into my room while I’m asleep, wakes me up, and asks me “Jake, since I picked you up from practice, could you clean out the inside of my car for me? Please?” Ok one, I HATE being called Jake! Two, I didn’t ask for your skinny ass to pick me up, you did that on your own. And three, of course I’m going to do it anyways. So I clean out her car, which by the way did not need to be cleaned, then she asks if I could some how fix her cup holder cause it’s a bit wobbly. Of course Christina, with all the hunger and death in the world, I can not think of a better use of my time and skill than fixing your little cup holder! CAUSE GOD FORBID YOUR DIET, NO SUGAR, NO CARB, LEMONADE BE SLIGHTLY OF BALANCE!!!!!
any way, I have to sell these little discount cards for my football team. The only reason I’m doing it is so I can get my gold, varsity shorts *jock-gasm* so I went door to door selling these things and I sold some and heard all the same excuses fo not buying one (CHEAP ASSES *shaky angry fist*) and I would like to take this opportunity to spell something out. (note: these are all questions/statements people have asked me when they found out I was a football player) 1. *ahem* I DO NOT KNOW THE SCORE OR RECORD OF EVERY GAME OR SEASON OUR TEAM HAS PLAYED!!! I WASN’T THERE THAT LONG!!!! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY KNoW SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!! STOP ASKING!!!!!
2: I DO NOT KNOW EVERY PLAYER ON THE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S JV, VARSITY, AND FRESHMAN!!!!! STOP ASKING IF I KNOW SO AND SO!!!!! I DON’T WANT TO SPEND MORE THAN THE NECESSARY AMOUNT OF TIME WITH THOSE PEOPLE!! LET ALONE GET TO KNOW ALL OF THEM PERSONALLY!!!!
3: IT’S NOT HELL WEEK!!! STOP ASKING ABOUT IT!!!! IF I FELT LIKE SPEAKING ABOUT THAT WITH YOU, I WOULD HAVE!!!! LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU, IF YOU HAVE PRACTICE 4 DAYS OUT OF THE WEEK IN 100 DEGREE WEATHER, EVERY WEEK IS HELL. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DESIGNATE ONE WEEK “HELL WEEK”!
I want to hang out people!! I’m not sweaty I promise!!! i feel left out, and lonely T_______T
My sister finally left. WHOOT!! She would have left earlier but her car was screwing up. And after she got it fixed she pulled this on me. She walks into my room while I’m asleep, wakes me up, and asks me “Jake, since I picked you up from practice, could you clean out the inside of my car for me? Please?” Ok one, I HATE being called Jake! Two, I didn’t ask for your skinny ass to pick me up, you did that on your own. And three, of course I’m going to do it anyways. So I clean out her car, which by the way did not need to be cleaned, then she asks if I could some how fix her cup holder cause it’s a bit wobbly. Of course Christina, with all the hunger and death in the world, I can not think of a better use of my time and skill than fixing your little cup holder! CAUSE GOD FORBID YOUR DIET, NO SUGAR, NO CARB, LEMONADE BE SLIGHTLY OF BALANCE!!!!!
any way, I have to sell these little discount cards for my football team. The only reason I’m doing it is so I can get my gold, varsity shorts *jock-gasm* so I went door to door selling these things and I sold some and heard all the same excuses fo not buying one (CHEAP ASSES *shaky angry fist*) and I would like to take this opportunity to spell something out. (note: these are all questions/statements people have asked me when they found out I was a football player) 1. *ahem* I DO NOT KNOW THE SCORE OR RECORD OF EVERY GAME OR SEASON OUR TEAM HAS PLAYED!!! I WASN’T THERE THAT LONG!!!! HOW COULD I POSSIBLY KNoW SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!!! STOP ASKING!!!!!
2: I DO NOT KNOW EVERY PLAYER ON THE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S JV, VARSITY, AND FRESHMAN!!!!! STOP ASKING IF I KNOW SO AND SO!!!!! I DON’T WANT TO SPEND MORE THAN THE NECESSARY AMOUNT OF TIME WITH THOSE PEOPLE!! LET ALONE GET TO KNOW ALL OF THEM PERSONALLY!!!!
3: IT’S NOT HELL WEEK!!! STOP ASKING ABOUT IT!!!! IF I FELT LIKE SPEAKING ABOUT THAT WITH YOU, I WOULD HAVE!!!! LET ME SPELL THIS OUT FOR YOU, IF YOU HAVE PRACTICE 4 DAYS OUT OF THE WEEK IN 100 DEGREE WEATHER, EVERY WEEK IS HELL. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DESIGNATE ONE WEEK “HELL WEEK”!
I want to hang out people!! I’m not sweaty I promise!!! i feel left out, and lonely T_______T